Cello and welcome, my name's Jacob and I was born Aug 26, 1994 (so I don't have to update this often). I currently live in SD county-ish with my good friend Carter...if ya wanna know more, ya gotta message me lol

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youre gonna look so goddamn cool



remember when azealia banks reblogged furry porn

i was wrong she posted it




ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior…

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I always imagine that this is how people who really know me hear me talk

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I did not know about this video Sam Vincent and Matt Hill did talking as Edd and Ed about My Little Pony, omfg.

So Weird Al parodied Blurred Lines now, so that’s a thing